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Prvý apríl

Cieľom a podstatou prvoaprílových žartíkov býva zvyčajne niekoho nachytať. Nie na hruškách, len tak pre smiech a škodoradostné potešenie. Som svojim spôsobom zberateľ, zbieram vtipné texty a obrázky, preto sa teraz nebudem snažiť nikoho nachytať, predstavím len časť mojej zbierky s príslušným aprílovým komentárom. Všetko je inak založené na faktoch, alebo aj nie. Dnes nechcem švindlovať a keď tak len trochu.

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Aj to sa stáva, že stránky niet.

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Technická podpora pri písaní tohto článku - personálny computer PMD-85.

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Zastavme sa v regionálnej televízii. Z obrazovky kričí, že zastupiteľstvu Trnavského kraja sa chce spať. Správne by hádam mohlo byť "vyzivuje..."

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Pomerne čerstvá aktualita, oni protestujú za niečo, to je v štylistike i v politike nový jav...

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Google reader je taká šikovná pomôcka. Niekedy sa stane, že autor pozmení názov článku a on to zaznamená ako nový článok. Tak máme možnosť, dozvedieť sa aj to čo sme nechceli. Ako v tej reklame, kde sa pýta bača honelníka: Nakúpili sme všetko, čo sme mali? A on koťuha povie, že nakúpili sme len to čo sme nemali.

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Z iného súdka je táto fotografia. Včera sa mi podarilo nasnímať MIG-17 (ak sa nemýlim) s červenou hviezdou pri prelete nad našim územím. Pre takéto zábery je potrebné vyliezť aspoň na strechu domu a pre istotu sa trochu prikrčiť.

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Zdanlivá romantika, ale naozaj je to nový spôsob získavania energie priamo zo slnka. Pozor, vysoké napätie. Nedotýkať sa slnka.

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Toto by sa hádam trochu opozdene mohlo pripisovať niekdajšiemu sloganu "Modrá je dobrá", ale už je to za nami.

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Kto sa bojí výšok, nech na komín nelezie... Alebo horolezectvo v ekonomickej praxi.

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Ešte sa len blíži jar, takto to bude vyzerať až na sklonku leta. Pracovný názov fotografie je: Celkom scvrknutý vlčí mak. Nádherné je to slovo "scvrknutý", len som mal problém nájsť príslušné písmenká v takom slede, skoro som si prsty polámal a to nehovorím o výslovnosti, tú si treba najprv nacvičiť pred zrkadlom.

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Skáčem medzi ročnými obdobiami, ale to je typické pre apríl. Toto je vlastne hádanka: je to bunker, alebo UFO? A či čo?

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Televízna obrazovka je niekedy zdrojom poučenia. Je obdivuhodné, ako sa Gene Hackman dopracoval k socialistickému realizmu a stal sa z neho traktorista Šestera.

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Aj na prvý pohľad jednoduché veci sa niekedy dajú skomplikovať polopatisticky. Čakajte ďalšiu obálku, ktorá bude tiež obsahovať list pre adresáta.

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Na Slovensku po slovensky. Veď nám to tak posielajú aj z EÚ.

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Hádam by už aj stačilo tých srandičiek, myslí si Budy...

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Tak dobre, jedna jarná broskyňová papuľka z minulých sezón.

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Čoskoro bude Veľká noc, zvýši sa spotreba vajec. Kuratá už dorástli...

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Celkom na záver prvého apríla už len to, čo je zrejmé aj z perexu, že apríl je aj mesiacom vtákov. Želám preto všetkým vtákom príjemné jarné vody, hniezdiská a zelenú trávičku.






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, ale o tom na inom mieste.
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Aj to sa stáva, že stránky niet.
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zelenenie.
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